As the late Biggie Smalls would say, "HEY HEY HEY!"

I think I've finally found a passion in life: mixing drinks. Seriously, folks... I'm gonna be a bartender. I'll get my fucking GED already, and go to school for it. I mean, not to brag, but everyone needs to try my currently unnamed Plum-Brandy-Cider cocktail. It's about as badass as french drinks can get.

I'm really getting the hang of making normally unpleasant-tasting drinks better, too. AND, of course, once I can afford enough Jagermeister to experiment around with... Well, that'll be my specialty.

Anyhoo, I'm gonna upload some new artstuffs. Eventually.

(I'm covering 80's metal tunes with my dad, btw. But that's nowhere near as important to write about, apparently.)