Count Drugula, ARISE!
Journal Entry: Sun Jun 1, 2008, 6:32 AM
So, I'm trying to start a blues-based, psychedelic, Sludgy, Doomy, old-sounding Heavy Metal band.
However, being the genre-elitist asshole that i am, I REALLY need a good name for exactly what we're playing....So, i searched and searched throughout my trusty iPod, and realized, that I want to start a stoner metal band, in the same vein as Electric Wizard, Sleep, and Bongzilla.... not to mention the faster-paced masters of the genre, such as Orange Goblin and Fu Manchu.
Problem is, being a stoner metal band isn't easy. I obviously can't just become a pothead, being a sober 16-year old with no, *ahem,* connections... BUT i can do the next best thing! I realized, that i need some sort of "credit" with the neo-hippies and "stoners" that will be enjoying our music... so, I just need some sort of way of being associated with them!
My Plan? I buy a bong!
I don't even have to use it, but as a stoner metal frontman, I'll easily fit right in with the scene. When asked if i'm a "stoner," or if I'm in a stoner metal band, I'll respond, "well, I have a bong!"
I'm a fucking genius.
- Mood:
Eager - Listening to: Sleep's Holy Mountain