~T0msawyer

Random thoughts and shit:

-Kyuss really needed more credit. I mean, they totally sparked interest in stoner rock, which, through a long-ass course of events, totally brought old heavy metal and rock back to the mainstream. And they didn't even get a song in guitar hero... or did they? I forget.

-Good thing they changed the name of that movie to "Godzilla" in America, because now the band Gojira can continue to tour and kick ass, without lawsuits. Though, I don't think lawsuits have been invented in France yet...

-Chuck Norris really isn't THAT badass. Try making a website about Dio or the Fonz, people.

-Rob Halford probably stayed "in the closet" for so long, because that's where he had all those cool leather outfits. By the way, I've decided that no straight man can dress like, or act like Rob. If they try to, they're a poser.

-How many jewish accents can you do? I'm legally Jewish, so i'm really good at them. I can do three: an old lady, a Rabbi, and my favorite, which i call "jewcifer." It's basically the loudest, whiniest, most obnoxious voice i can do. I should record it.

-WARNING TO SELF: avoid metalheads during halloween.
Why? because i'm dressing up as the zombie of dimebag darell. It'll work, 'cause i'll have long hair by then, i already have a goatee, and I'll dye it red. I just need lots of fake blood and that skin-wax, for the bullet holes and all that.

-I'm joining a band that my music teacher put together this summer, We're covering "Holy Diver".... I'm singing.

-Chuggo is amazing. (search him on youtube.)

MORE TO COME... when i feel like it.